Penis Girth Surgery
The Bangkok Post reported in October that several charlatan physicians had performed at least 100 bogus penis girth enlargement operations recently in Thailand.
The procedures involved injections containing a mixture of olive oil, chalk and various substances to provide bulk.
Said a hospital official in the city of Chiang Mai, "I've even seen (victims' penises containing) bits of the Bangkok telephone directory."
Puts a whole different twist on letting your fingers do the walking doesn't it.