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Enzyte.Com

Enzyte is making a push into the real world from the cloistured and protective environment of the Internet. Enzyte's hoped-for payoff? Money. Big money.

Starting small, enzyte makers now place full page ads in the leading men's health magazines, and on some instances, even double page spreads which cost upwards of $250,000 per run.

Enzyte is marketed on television with "Bob", the ever smiling, geeky looking nerd-wimp of a man whose butt-ugly wife is panting for him to return home. Albeit, the commercials are unusaul but do they tell the truth about enzyte?

Enzyte ads are interesting. What's interesting about those enzyte ads is that they had different prices in each magazine? Strange isn't it? Sometimes, the price differences were almost $20 but the product choice always remained the same.

So, I thought I'd run enzyte by a few of my friends. "Yep, I've seen those enzyte ads" Bob told me. "I can't believe they would use somebody as wimpy, goat faced ugly as the guy they use. The guy shouldn't worry about his penis size, he should worry about the money he needs for plastic surgery."

Not exactly the comment I was looking for so I asked Stan, my mechanic who somehow gets money from me on a monthly basis. "Never heard of enzyte. I've heard of another product, in fact I use the other products and man do they work."

I called my brother John in Detroit. "Yes I have heard of enzyte and before you ask me yes I've taken enzyte."

"Enzyte glitz caught my eye. I thought the ad was funny, turning this geeky guy into a stud below the belt...so I ordered. I just spent nearly $300 and you know what I for it? The shits. I got the squirts worse now than when I ate that burrito in Cancun. I'm trying to get my money back."

"Well John, why did you try enzyte in the first place? I mean, what kind of results were you looking for" I asked in a patronizing older brother manner. "I always wondered about penis enlargement and whether it was for real. I happen to have seen the ad, just when I started to think about increasing my erection size. It was just bad timing."

I hung up the phone and considered why enzyte is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on marketing a supplement for male enhancement. I visited Dr.Scratch for some medical advice.

"They want people to think it's medicine" he said. "That's the marketing ploy. They think if you think it's professionally associated, you'll buy it."

He drew on his board.. enzyte = mass marketing = mass confusion = massive sales of enzyte.

"Have you heard of Menzyme?" I asked. "Yes I have, in fact I have tried it with some success. There are two new viagra alternatives coming out on the market soon, but I don't like the side-effects that viagra cause so I looked for an alternative. I looked at enzyte."

And your conclusions?

"I choose to pass on enzyte."

Maybe the doctor knows something we don't but should?

Sam Fields