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Proenhance Patches - A sticky Subject?

I read about the Proenhance penis enlargement patch in a magazine and I immediately thought about testing it on my newest intern Curt.

This is Curt pouring over his newest assignments because he happens to be a new intern here in the office. Curt came to our office with high recommendations from professors and previous employers. However, I discovered Curt's girlfriend wouldn't give such a glowing report.

How do I know Curt's got a problem in the sex drive department? Easy. He left his computer unattended one day and I noticed he was looking at the www.proenhance.com site.

Proenhance Patch Possibilities

Now before you go degrading my snooping around the office looking for skeletons in everyone's closet (or laptops for that matter) it's for a good cause...the eradication of Curt's erectile dysfunction.

I received a package containing the Proenhance penis enlargement patch and I glided over to to Curt's desk which was stuck into the corner with the leaky roof overhead. "Hey Curt" I said to him ... "you might want to empty that drip bucket before it overflows and when you done with that, I just got this product and I want you to demo them for an article."

"What's the product?" Curt replied.

"It's these Proenhance male enlargement patches. I already had the other interns try out some Maxiderm enlargement patches and they really liked them. I thought maybe you could give these a try."

You should have seen his face...his mouth opened so wide he looked like the largemouth bass on my Grandfathers living room wall right next to the cobweb covered horns of his famous "jackolope".

"I was just looking at these the other week and wondered if they really did what they promised. You see Sam...I'm kinda having a little difficulty in the performance department lately."

An evil grin came over my face just like you see on Donald Trumps right before he says...you're fired. "Wow...what a coincidence eh? Use these patches like they say and let me know in a couple of weeks how they work for ya."

Enlargement Patch Results

Two weeks later I notice Curt's been getting flowers, gifts and spending more time on the phone than an intern should so I decided to confront him about it. "What the Hell is going on with you?" I yelled..."You're spending way too much time on the phone and what's up with all these presents."

"Remember I told you about those problems I've been having in the bedroom. Well...since you gave me those Prohenhance patches my girlfriend's been a very happy little girl.

"So these patches help Herman your one-eyed German stand at attention longer?" I asked...

"It's more than that" Curt stated. "My erection is now like blue-steel...even a cat couldn't scratch it."

I walked back to my office. Sat down and started to write this. I looked up just in time to see the local delivery boy dropping off this huge plant and card for Curt. "Is that from her?" I yelled...

"Yeah" Curt shouted back... and she wants me to get some more of those patches. I ran out yesterday. Got anymore or should I order them online?"

At that moment, I've never disliked an intern more.
He didn't leave any Proenhance enlargement patches for me.

Sam Fields