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The secret Vimax Patch Test

I wanted to test the Vimax penis enlargement patches available at www.vimax.com on a completely unsuspecting person. For that job, I picked Drew.

Most of you know Drew Voight, an author here at 4-Men.Org but what most of you don't know is that Drew likes to get as much sun as possible during the course of the day.

In fact, we think Drew might be related to another sun worshipper, George Hamilton because Drew will take off with his laptop and head to the roof to get some sun and do some work.

When he came back down from his George Hamilton Hide-away I caught him in the hall and gave him one of those WWF chest slaps.

Vimax Patch Violence

THWACK!

"What the Hell was that for?" he screamed like the girlie man he is...
"Why did you do that?"

"Look down at that pitiful thing you call a chest" I snorted back...and that's when he saw it.

"What the hell is this thing...a nicotine patch or something? I already told you I was going to quit!"

"Think of it as a badge you can wear with honor for the next few days. Don't take it off and let me know if you notice anything differently."

I never told him it was a Vimax male enhancement patch and that Drew was a human subject, specifically selected by yours truly to test their product. I couldn't... it's against FDA regulations regarding human testing and I didn't want to end up as anyone's cell-slut though I hear they have excellent golfing at Federal Prisons.

Thanks to Vimax...I'm a Love God

Three days later, no exaggeration, Drew corners me in the lunchroom..."Sam...I need some more of those patches you bitch slapped onto my chest."

"Why Drew...what's going on?" I said with the innocence of Donald Rumsfeld when asked about shock-and-awe ..."What gives?"

Drew proceeded to tell me that in these three short days his sexual performance ability shot straight through the roof and his wife was spending time in church praying for physical strength to keep up with him even though she was tired and sore. "I need to score some more patches Sam... I don't care what was in them."

I strolled to my office, opened my top drawer, grabbed the remaining Vimax penis enlargement patches, said hello to Steve the dyslexic intern whose still looking through my closet for some more Maxiderm patches and headed back to the lunchroom to meet Drew.

As I walked down the hall I wondered to myself just how bad Drew's sexual ability was before using these patches...and just how long Steve was going to root through my closet.

Sam Fields