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When one county judge wanted to remedy the missed court appearance by the defensive attorney, he first asked for a reasonable explanation for the absense. The lawyer replied that he, "had the screaming itches of the crotch.

I wasn't here because I would have been scratching my testicles constantly." The judge was not satisfied by this explanation so he held him in contempt; then doubled his fine for what he felt was a "degrading" excuse. [Judge one; jock-itch zero.]

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